1. Though shalt not be a girls therapist or friend, you WONT get laid from hearing a girl talk about a jerk she's actually having sex with.
2. Thou shalt run away from thou girl who complains about an abusive childhood or abusive relationship.
3. Thou shall never talk about thy exes, unless she brings up hers, which brings us too...
4. Thou shalt never date a girl who lives in the past.
5. If thy girl doesnt eat thy salad with thy salad fork then she shalt be one who is vulgar and lacks manners.
6. Thou art men must allways get there validation from thy lives and not from the women they are seeing.
7. Art thou shalt be unphased by the rejection of thee, for it is her loss and that is one more no to an eventual "yes".
8. Though art must establish himself as thy prize, feign being gay or married if thy must, for thy women want what they can't have, but to be a funny, confident guy is thy preffered route, though fake it till you make it if thy must.
9. Thy must learn girlspeak, "busy" means "pretend to be busy" in order to be tested, and "I have a boyfriend" thou art means " I am not attracted to you" for if she did have one she wouldnt let you know if she was attracted.
10. Thou art must never solve a womens problems, or you will BE her problem, as thy women use problems to emotionally bond over, weird I know but dont solve a girls problems.
Now though art shall go forth and date, without looking like a chump!
2. Thou shalt run away from thou girl who complains about an abusive childhood or abusive relationship.
3. Thou shall never talk about thy exes, unless she brings up hers, which brings us too...
4. Thou shalt never date a girl who lives in the past.
5. If thy girl doesnt eat thy salad with thy salad fork then she shalt be one who is vulgar and lacks manners.
6. Thou art men must allways get there validation from thy lives and not from the women they are seeing.
7. Art thou shalt be unphased by the rejection of thee, for it is her loss and that is one more no to an eventual "yes".
8. Though art must establish himself as thy prize, feign being gay or married if thy must, for thy women want what they can't have, but to be a funny, confident guy is thy preffered route, though fake it till you make it if thy must.
9. Thy must learn girlspeak, "busy" means "pretend to be busy" in order to be tested, and "I have a boyfriend" thou art means " I am not attracted to you" for if she did have one she wouldnt let you know if she was attracted.
10. Thou art must never solve a womens problems, or you will BE her problem, as thy women use problems to emotionally bond over, weird I know but dont solve a girls problems.
Now though art shall go forth and date, without looking like a chump!
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