10 Ways to Spot a Frenemy

1. He only tags you in his Facebook/Friendster pictures if your eyes are closed or your back is turned away from the camera.
2. When you tell him that you caught your girlfriend in bed with another man, his first question is, “Was he handsome?”
3. He barely speaks to his friends from high school and college, but his lawyer is on speed dial.
4. His new cocktail ring looks mysteriously like the one you just misplaced.
5. He invites your crush to a dinner party at his apartment, but “forgets” to tell you.
6. You dread reading him Twitter feed. No one should be subjected to a play-by-play of all of his drama.
7. His ultimate compliment is, “You remind me so much of myself.”
8. When he meets your new girl, he pulls you aside and says, “Well, she’s not my type but she seems like a good match for you.”
9. Even though you’re glammed up he tells you, “I wish I could pull off that fresh face, bed-head look as well as you.”
10. His personal blog is called “The Shit List.”